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Help! My plants died after using Organic Dog Fertilizer and David Bowie!?

So I spread the remains of my pet lab all over the asparagus and it died 2 days later. I tried to soothe it with David Bowie’s song “Fame”. This didnt work either.

asparagus likes the song suffragette city and hates the song Fame so that is one problem. Also never ever use dead Labradors. Dead Boxers will work as will half dead cock-a-poos. but never a fully dead lab on asparagus (if it had been rhubarb, you would have been okay with the Lab remains).

As for the transvestite mother. S/he should be addressed by her/his middle name or a pet name such as “Sweetie” or “Pookie”

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